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The Real History of Weather Prediction

The Real History of Weather Prediction

There I was minding my own business sitting at my computer, typing away while simultaneously watching the news, drinking Mountain Dew, chewing gum and thinking. Yes I multi-task, it is fortunate that I don’t think too deeply or the rest would be to difficult for me. So, in the half hour I watched the news they spent twenty-five minutes on the weather, showing me radar, graphs and charts of blue and red colliding in a … Read entire article »

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Megaman goes to the Gulf!

Megaman goes to the Gulf!

Fuk U finished her electronic cigarette, although she’d been trying to quit utilizing this method, it just hadn’t seemed to work. She’d ran across these electronic cigarettes while surfing the internet several months ago, but the chocolate flavor of ones of these, just made her smoke more. She did love chocolate, liked she loved Tae Kwon Do, Bruce Lee movies … Read entire article »

The Second Coming

The Second Coming

Dexter‘s studies continued even as the ambulance roared through the city streets, even as the ambulance raced through turn after turn, even as his body seemingly graced with a heavenly ability to drift left then right while his eyes amazingly stayed focused on the bible on his lap. Dexter was truly a blessed man, Dexter believed that he had a … Read entire article »

The Comment

The Comment

Warning this post should not be read by anal retentive grammar nannies: You may be offended and get you’re panties in a bind. (Ha! Did you catch that I did it on purpose) Recently I received a comment on my blog. I didn’t post it. I deleted it, sorry. However, I wish to respond to the commenter. Thank You for your … Read entire article »

OK So I’ve changed formats again!

OK So I’ve changed formats again!

I’m sorry for the confusion, but although I can and am slightly confusing at times, it’s not my fault it’s entirely genetic. But this time the confusion rests on word-press‘s shoulders, not that there is anything wrong with wordpress, I love it here, but when I changed from my version of wordpress to 3.0, the theme I was using, well … Read entire article »

The Disappearance of The Centrifugal Water Cleaning System and Kevin Costner

The Disappearance of The Centrifugal Water Cleaning System and Kevin Costner

“Quickly, Megaman, we must hurry the Nuts are powerful people and they will not take to kindly for you to disappear. I have man wanting to meet you, he nearby, you needed now. I help you save world, from giant oil spill.” Fuk U said. “We must move quickly, he wait out back.” “Who is this man and what do you … Read entire article »

Satire:Side effects from prescription drugs

Satire:Side effects from prescription drugs

You’re bound up in excruciating pain, your neighbors called the police last week while you were trying to release the burden, your miserable. You go to a doctor, for treatment. Its either that or be arrested for disturbing the peace. Seems easy enough, they make a drug for anything and everything. The Doctor with his infinite wisdom, years of  university training … Read entire article »

Politically Correct Definitions

Politically Correct Definitions

Airhead – Density Depraved Cranial Cavity Bitch – Biochemically induced chemical imbalance causing emotional state that produces annoying constant vocalizations similar to a ducks, quack. Asshole – Overabundance of misguided superiority thought processes causing misguided behaviors that often lead to a Unique Syndrome, USAM, Unsolved Asshole Murders. Jackass – A genetically based deficiency of a person’s intelligence quotient causing an insurmountable obstacle to … Read entire article »